O'TOOLE, JOHN KENNEDY (9852-9922) was a brilliant human politician. Born in Micklegarth, he stowed away on a ship "just for trilks and giggles" and found work as a sanitary artist in Iceland at the UIP library. While perfecting his artistic skills, he honed others by stealing rare books from the collections and surreptiously wooing the daughter of the University's President. Having sucked the Icelandic opportunities dry, he fled with Margaret, to the growing community of Dun Cess, later writing "I always wanted to be where the action was," he said, "Micklegarth was LaCoastian-flat in terms of mental and physical thought. Soon Iceland was passe; Dun Cess offered adventure." Distinguishing himself as a military commander and a dinner guest he became well acquainted with the important men of Dun Cess. Two mysterious deaths in the upper ranks saw him promoted to Commander-in-chief and Treasurer Supreme simultaneously. Using his new-found power, he forged an alliance with the surrounding provinces forming the largest country in existance today, the Confederacy of Dun Cess. It is unlikely that without this man's motivation that the world would exist as peacefully as it does today. Around the turn of the century O'Toole became bored with his success and became slightly crazy. He made fourteen trips to the southern Vyrican forests, "for adventure," and made references to mental and physical battles with humongous creatures. When Margaret, his constant companion, died in 9915, O'Toole resigned his posts and disappeared. He is likely dead, but "O'Toole sightings" and stories abound; some say he started an underground organization, replete with armies, navies, and sorcerors with which he hopes to reconquer all he had previously built, "just for trilks and giggles."